Funniest Knock-Knock Jokes
These hysterical knock-knock jokes will knock your socks off. Sure, they’re cheesy—but that’s the point of a knock-knock joke! Get ready for loads of giggles with these surefire winners: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you! Knock, knock! Who’s there? Viper. Viper who? Viper nose, it’s running! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doris. Doris who? Doris locked—that’s why I’m knocking! Knock, knock. Who’s there? I am. I am who? You tell me! Knock, knock. Who’s there? A little old lady. A little old lady who? Wow, I didn’t know you could yodel! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ya. Ya who? No thanks, I prefer Google. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A broken pencil. A broken pencil who? Never mind. It’s pointless. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Eyesore. Eyesore who? Eyesore do love you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nun. Nun who? Nun of your business! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cash. Cash who? No thanks—I prefer peanuts. Knock, knock. Who’s there? An extraterrestrial. An extraterrestrial who? Wait—how many extraterrestrials do you know? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Art. Art who? R2-D2, of course! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Candice. Candice who? Candice door open, or am I stuck out here? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ho-ho. Ho-ho who? You know, your Santa impression could use a little work. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth while you’re chewing! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yule log. Yule log who? Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Voodoo. Voodoo who? Voodoo you think you are, asking all these questions? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anna. Anna who? … Anna partridge in a pear tree. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Two knee. Two knee who? Two knee fish (tuna fish)! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ida. Ida who? Wait—isn’t it pronounced Ida-ho? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hike. Hike who? I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dejav. Dejav who? Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you so cute? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry—it’s just a joke! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nobel. Nobel who? Nobel, so I just knocked.
Knock-Knock Dad Jokes
These dad jokes are pretty eyeroll-worthy—but they’ll still make you giggle. “A good dad joke feels like it comes from someone who cares—like a father figure being playfully silly,” Garavito observes. “It’s not imposing or edgy; it’s more like, ‘Here’s a sweet little joke I thought you’d enjoy.’ That’s the spirit of a dad joke—gentle, innocent, loving.” He notes dad jokes usually involve “a classic play on words—which is really the hallmark of a dad joke.” Ready to dip your toe in the dad joke waters? Try these groan-inducing knock-knock dad jokes: Knock, knock. Who’s there? From. From who? Actually, grammatically speaking, you should say “from whom.” Knock, knock. Who’s there? Thermos. Thermos who? Thermos be a better way to get your attention! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lena. Lena who? Lena little closer and I’ll tell you another joke! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use asking when you can just open the door! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nana. Nana who? Nana your business! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you always asking, “Who’s there?” Knock, knock. Who’s there? Opportunity. Opportunity who? That’s impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Robin. Robin who? Robin you—hand over the cash! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Says. Says who? Says me, that’s who! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wooden shoe. Wooden shoe who? Wooden shoe like to know! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Needle. Needle who? Needle little help getting in the door! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howl. Howl who? Howl you know if you don’t open the door? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Scold. Scold who? Scold outside—let me in! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Car go beep-beep! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind—are you a pig or an owl?! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alec. Alec who? Alec-tricity. Didn’t mean to shock you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Kanga. Kanga who? Actually, it’s kangaroo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nacho. Nacho who? These are nacho mother’s jokes! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Radio. Radio who? Radio not, here I come! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? Butter behave or you’ll end up in jail! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet stronger than I look! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeybee. Honeybee who? Honeybee a dear and open the door, please. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Britney Spears. Britney Spears who? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Britney Spears. Oops, I did it again! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Muffin. Muffin who? There’s muffin you can’t do if you try! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Peas. Peas who? Peas Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gorilla. Gorilla who? Gorilla me a hamburger—I’m hungry! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Soup. Soup who? Soup-erman…and I can see through your door! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amos. Amos who? A mosquito bit me! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe Lincoln. Abe Lincoln who? Aww come on! Don’t you know who Abe Lincoln is? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita come in! Knock, knock. It’s open. Must you ruin everything? Knock, knock. Knock. Knock. You’re supposed to say who’s there! I have a peephole, duh. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mikey. Mikey who? Mikey isn’t working. Can you let me in? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup with you soon! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Grover. Grover who? Grover there and get me a cookie. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan urge to eat an entire pint of ice cream right now! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Mustard. Mustard who? Mustard been the scariest nightmare I ever had! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Armageddon. Armageddon who? Armageddon tired of all these knock-knock jokes. Nah, just kidding—I love ’em! Knock, knock. Who’s there? No one. No one who? [Remains silent.]
Knock-Knock Jokes for Kids
Try a knock-knock joke that’s perfectly suited to young children. Did you know that telling jokes isn’t just a fun (and funny) way to pass the time, but that it’s also connected to a kid’s progress in better understanding the world? Understanding jokes—and learning how to tell a good joke yourself—is tied to a person’s cognitive development, from peek-a-boo to knock-knock jokes! So when you share a knock-knock joke with a child, you’re not just having fun and bonding—you’re also helping them grow. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting cow. Interrupti— Mooooo! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you, and I don’t care who knows it! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Beets. Beets who? Beets me! Knock, knock. Who's there? Amish. Amish who? You're not a shoe! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Moustache. Moustache who? I moustache you something, but I’ll shave it for later. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Double. Double who? W! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, you’re a poo! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Watson. Watson who? Watson TV right now? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Irish. Irish who? Irish you a merry Christmas! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie-thing you can do, I can do better. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iva. Iva who? Iva sore hand from knocking! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting pirate. Interrupting pirate… ARRRRR!!! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nanna. Nanna who? Nanna your business. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Daisy. Daisy who? Daisy me rollin’, they hatin’… Knock, knock. Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you gonna open the door? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Woo. Woo who? Woo-hoo! I love a good party! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you doing today? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue tried waterskiing before? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pudding. Pudding who? I’m pudding on a big party for you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waddle. Waddle who? Waddle it take to get you to play ball with us? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ears. Ears who? Ears two World Series tickets for your birthday! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Justin. Justin who? You’re Justin time for the game! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Icy. Icy who? Icy you have a new baseball glove! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Witch. Witch who? Which one of you keeps knocking on my door. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dora Belle. Dora Belle who? Dora Belle is broken, that's why I'm knocking. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Will. Will who? Will you stop with these corny jokes already? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don’t give me some dessert. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how much I miss you? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bean. Bean who? Bean there, done that. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anyone on this block play football? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Rhoda. Rhoda who? Row, row, Rhoda boat… Knock, knock. Who’s there? Batter. Batter who? Batter late than never. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Etch. Etch who? Bless you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Meow. Meow who? Take meow to the ballgame! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Auto. Auto who? You auto know it’s me by now. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Herd. Herd who? Herd you the first time you knocked.
Knock-Knock Jokes for Teens
These jokes are sure to get the high-schoolers in your life laughing. OK, they’re pretty silly and cringeworthy, as knock-knock jokes tend to be, but that doesn’t mean they’re not also genuinely funny! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Olivia Rodrigo. Olivia Rodrigo who? OK, boomer! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Euripides. Euripides who? Euripides pants, you buy me new ones! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Hatch who? Harry up, I’ve got places to be! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes who? Dishes Taylor Swift, let me in. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ben. Ben who? Ben outta shape, so I’m working out. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Police. Police who? Police let us in, it's getting cold outside! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hammond. Hammond who? Hammond cheese is my favorite sandwich. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Diane. Diane who? I’m Diane to come in, open the door. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leon. Leon who? Leon me, when you’re not strong. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Juicy. Juicy who? Juicy the look on your face? Ridiculous! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? Sherwood like to be your friend! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Turnip. Turnip who? Turnip the volume, I love this song! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Toucan. Toucan who? Toucan play this game! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Train. Train who? Someone needs to train you how to open the door. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Omelet. Omelet who? Omelet that slide…this time. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Roach. Roach who? Roach you a letter, and I’m putting it in your mailbox! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alaska. Alaska who? Alaska ‘nother person if you don’t know the answer! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Yoda Lady. Yoda Lady who? Stop yodeling! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bacon some cookies in there? Smells delicious! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tibet. Tibet who? Early Tibet and early to rise! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ion. Ion who? Ion know what you're doing in there, but let me in! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl aboard! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alberts. Alberts who? Do Alberts fly south for the winter? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hippo. Hippo who? Hippo birthday to you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amarillo. Amarillo who? Amarillo nice guy. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cheese. Cheese who? For cheese a jolly good fellow! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Cher. Cher who? Cher would be nice to say goodbye! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Snow. Snow who? Snow use—these jokes will never be funny. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Quack. Quack who? Quack open the door, it’s me! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Chickens. Chickens who? No, no! Chickens cluck, owls hoo. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Abe. Abe who? A, B, C, D… Knock, knock. Who’s there? Leash. Leash who? Leash you could do is answer the doorbell! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Canoe. Canoe who? Canoe please help me open the door? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Atlas. Atlas who? Atlas! I’m here! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pizza. Pizza who? Pizza pretty nice guy once you get to know him. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ken. Ken who? Ken you please loan me some money? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Isadore. Isadore who? Isadore made out of wood? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Avenue. Avenue who? Avenue heard this joke before? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Honeycomb. Honeycomb who? Honeycomb that hair—it’s a mess! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gopher. Gopher who? Gopher it! You can do it! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Van Gogh. Van Gogh who? Van Gogh down the road very fast. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Uriah. Uriah who? Keep Uriah on the ball! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sadie. Sadie who? Sadie magic word and I’ll tell you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Nada. Nada who? Nada another knock-knock joke! Knock, knock. Who’s there? The guy who finished second. The guy who finished second who? Exactly. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to keep telling knock-knock jokes?
Knock-Knock Jokes for Adults
Looking for something a little more grown-up? Try one of these jokes. Who said knock-knock jokes are just for kids? People of all ages love knock-knock jokes, and we can prove it. Some of these jokes just might not be readily understood by a younger crowd, while others are a tad mature: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Doorbell repairman. Knock, knock. Who’s there? The IRS. The IRS who? If you have to ask, you’re in more trouble than I thought. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ale. Ale who? Ale have what she's having. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I eat healthy, but I’m having chocolate cake for lunch today. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Godiva. Godiva who? Godiva terrible headache. Do you have an aspirin? Knock, knock. Who’s there? The KGB. KGB wh— THE KGB WAITS FOR NO ONE! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Amanda squeeze. Amanda squeeze who? You want amanda squeeze you all night? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Waiter. Waiter who? Just waiter I get my hands on you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Parton. Parton who? Parton my French! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Control freak. Control fr— OK, now you say, “Control freak who?” Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adair. Adair who? Adair once, but now I'm bald. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Tara. Tara who? Tara McClosoff. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adolph. Adolph who? Adolph ball hit me right in the mouth. Knock, knock. Who’s there? A solicitor. Go away! OK, bye. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Sir E. Eisenhower. Sir E. Eisenhower who? Sir. E Eisenhower late getting here, the traffic was just awful! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ike Anne. Ike Anne who? Ike Anne rock your world, baby. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Budweiser. Budweiser who? Budweiser knock-knock jokes all so filthy? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Centipede. Centipede who? Centipede on the Christmas tree! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Madam. Madam who? Help madam finger is stuck in the door!
Flirty Knock-Knock Jokes
Inject some extra zing into your date with a sweet ’n’ flirty joke! Garavito stresses the importance of humor in a romantic relationship, especially on an early date: “I love witty banter—especially on a date…. It’s kind of like saying ‘en garde!’ to someone, and if they reciprocate, then you’ve got something special. So it should be playful and a little bit challenging, but in a safe, fun way.” What’s more playful and fun than these flirty knock-knock jokes? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Marry. Marry who? Marry me! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Heywood. Heywood who? Heywood you go on a date with me? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Bacon. Bacon who? Bae, can you give me a kiss? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Annie. Annie who? Annie chance you can come over later? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Adore. Adore who? Adore is between us, so open up! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Izzy Data. Izzy Data who? Izzy Data test tube in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Knock, knock. Who’s there? [Sexy voice:] Who would you like it to be? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Parton. Parton who? Parton my lips for you. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivan. Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce get cozy together! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Weekend. Weekend who? Weekend do anything you want! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Willy. Willy who? Willy wanna see you naked. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ivana. Ivana who? Ivana kiss you all over. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Anita. Anita who? Anita you right now! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Baby owl. Baby owl who? Baby owl see you later at my place. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Will you stop crying if I give you a kiss? Knock, knock. Who’s there? When where. When where who? Tonight, my place, you and me. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Wire. Wire who? Wire you still not in my phone’s contacts list? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Hugh. Hugh who? Hugh have an amazing smile! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Oman. Oman who? Oman, you sure are cute! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ion. Ion who? I’ve had my ion you. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Iguana. Iguana who? Iguana hold your hand. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Russian. Russian who? I’m Russian to get your number. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Pauline. Pauline who? I think I’m Pauline in love with you! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Water. Water who? Water you up to later tonight?
Dark Humor Knock-Knock Jokes
Try a dark and twisted joke to make your audience gasp—and chuckle. But be careful when it comes to edgier comedy: according to Garavito, the first step to telling a funny joke is knowing what you, yourself, find funny—and the second is understanding your audience, especially when you’re dealing with dark humor. “You think, ‘Can I read this person? Would they get my sense of humor, or would this be too edgy or offensive?’” he observes. “To read people, you need some social and emotional intelligence.” Assuming your listeners are game for something a little darker than the average knock-knock joke, whip out one of these babies: Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? Dwayne the bathtub already—I’m dwowning! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Owl. Owl who? Owl be seeing you through the window while you sleep later. Knock, knock. Who’s there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you’d never forget! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Noah. Noah who? Noah good undertaker? It’s been a busy week. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Gladys. Gladys who? Gladys over. I couldn’t stand another minute of that funeral! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Alpaca. Alpaca who? Alpaca shovel—we need to bury the evidence! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Your nana. But my nana’s dead. I know—just reminding you. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ice cream. Ice cream who? Ice cream every time I see your face! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Interrupting doctor. Interrupting doc— You have cancer. Knock, knock. Who’s there? Ooze. Ooze who? Ooze that under your bed? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Howie. Howie who? Howie gonna hide this body? Knock, knock. Who’s there? Jude. Jude who? Jude the food before you swallow or you'll choke! Knock, knock. Who’s there? Lionel. Lionel who? Lionel eat you if you get too close on a safari, so stay back! EXPERT TIP Manuel Garavito Manuel Garavito Comedian Manuel Garavito is a stand-up comedian, producer, and founder of Miami Comedy — a platform that has cultivated one of the most vibrant underground comedy scenes in Miami, Florida. He has been featured in The Miami New Times and VoyageMIA as a comedy expert. Manny has produced over 5,000 live comedy shows, coached dozens of comedians globally in developing their stage presence and comedic voice, and hosts the popular Miami Comedy Podcast, where he riffs on the quirks of Miami life with locals on his livestreams. Manuel combines his entrepreneurial skills and comedy persona through his comedy coaching business, where he helps his clients build their unique comedy style, grow their confidence, and even create comedy content online. His work blends humor, coaching, and community building, making him a sought-after voice in both entertainment and personal development spaces. Manuel Garavito Manuel Garavito Comedian When you learn how to amuse yourself, you can begin learning how to amuse others. People think it’s like, “What’s the one joke that’ll make people like me immediately?” But it’s more like: do you like yourself first? …Humor has more to do with self-development than just “finding the funny.”
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