- Ask your parents when they plan to return home so you can put your clothes back on in time.
- Shut your windows, lock your door, and make sure your neighbors can’t see you before stripping down.
- Get dressed 15-20 minutes before you expect your parents to return, and always keep a set of spare clothes nearby.
Practicing Nudism in Secret
Find out when your parents are returning home. To prevent your parents from walking in on you, try to figure out their schedule before they leave. Ask them about their plans in a casual way so they don’t suspect anything (and randomly drop in to check on you). You could ask, “I’m having trouble with my homework. When can you come back to help me?” or “What time are you coming back? I want to finish my project before dinner.”
Call your parents if they’re already gone. If your parents already left the house, call or text them to see when they plan to return. Bring up the topic naturally by asking questions about dinner or chores, or simply tell them to give you a call when they’re heading home. You might ask, “What time should I have my chores done before you get back?” or “When will you be home for dinner?” Alternatively, ask your parents for a favor. You might say, “When are you coming home? We’re out of milk, so I wanted to know if you could pick it up on the way back.” Or, slip in the question by suggesting plans together. You can say, "Oh, we can go out for ice cream if you'll be back before the shop closes up!"
Wait until your parents are out of sight before taking anything off. Sometimes, parents leave but quickly come back because they forgot their keys or wallet. As a rule of thumb, wait 5-10 minutes before stripping down to ensure the coast is clear.
Strip down after ensuring no one can see you from outside. Shut the windows and lock all the doors—the safest and most respectful way to be nude is to make sure your neighbors can’t peep on you. If possible, plan what you want to do before stripping down. That way, you can gather everything you need and avoid walking past any open areas in your home.
Keep an emergency set of clothes nearby. Choose clothes that are easy to throw on like a baggy t-shirt and sweatpants, and make sure they’re beside you or within arm’s reach—you never know when someone might stop by!
Put your clothes back on before you expect your parents to come home. Even definite schedules change and in this case, it's better to be safe than sorry! Start getting dressed 15-20 minutes before your parents return so you can act like nothing happened.
If you get caught by your parents, explain that nudity is natural. As long as you don’t treat nudity as something sexual or profane, there’s no reason to feel shame if your parents find out. Tell them that you feel comfortable when you’re naked, and that you didn’t think it would be an issue because no one was home. Being nude is a way for you to appreciate your body and boost your self-esteem! If your parents disagree with you, acknowledge their opinion and remain calm so you can maintain a two-way discussion. Remind them that you don’t take issue with the ways that they choose to unwind, and that they should be considerate of yours.
Maintaining Privacy
Stay indoors. Unless you have a well protected backyard, stay inside to avoid being seen by anyone. Most countries have strict laws about nudity, and you may be charged if your neighbor sees you naked inside your home.
Close all your blinds and curtains. Whether you decide to clean, cook, or simply lounge around in the nude, be sure to draw your blinds and curtains to avoid flashing anyone. If you want some natural light, hang a sheer linen curtain that still provides you with some privacy.
Stay away from windows that can’t be blocked. If you don’t have blinds or curtains, avoid walking around areas where your neighbors might spot you. Alternatively, cover windows without curtains by propping up a poster, photo backdrop, or a large piece of cardboard.
Lock your doors. To be on the safe side, place a sturdy chair underneath your doorknob at an angle or set a heavy object in front of the door. Alternatively, buy a portable door lock that doesn’t allow anyone to open your door from the outside (even if they have a key).
Finding Ways to Relax and Have Fun
Forget about your worries. Take a deep breath, close your eyes, and clear your mind—being nude is the perfect time to meditate and get more comfortable with your body. To be respectful, lay down a towel before sitting down on any furniture in the family rooms.
Complete tasks on your to-do list. Vacuuming, cleaning, reading, and doing homework are a lot more fun when done in the nude. Treat your escapade like a normal day and see how productive you can be!
Cook yourself a meal. Whip up a sandwich, smoothie, or anything else you’ve been craving, and enjoy your meal in peace. If you plan to fry, bake, or heat something up, wear an apron to avoid getting burned.
Take a nap. Many people claim that sleeping in the nude helps their body cool off quickly and is more restorative in general. Just make sure to set an alarm so you wake up before your parents come home!
Run and jump. Feeling extra energized without your clothes on? Enjoy the feeling of the air against your bare skin! Leap, skip, and move around the house to take full advantage of being nude.
Sing and dance. Host your own private concert or dance party at home, and feel free to go wild! Taking your clothes off can help you let loose, embrace your inner child, and tap into your playful side.
Throw on some accessories. Make a silly “outfit” using hats, ties, leg warmers, jewelry, and other non-clothing items. Or, slip on a pair of your parents’ shoes (with nothing else) to stomp around the house in style.
Take a dip in the pool. If you have a pool in your backyard that’s completely obscured, grab a towel and go skinny dipping! Swimming in the nude is said to be more cleansing and freeing than with clothes on, and it may help you feel more grounded and connected to the earth.
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